RSVP to a Party! I can't come, and please don't invite me again.
I Love You So! Now, if only this dirty old bum would move aside...
Happy Halloween! Knock-Knock Stab
Happy Engagement! Well Wishes from your Ex
You Graduated! Congratulations from a Woodsman
Merry Christmas! The Spirit of Christmas Gets a Facelift
You Got Pregnant! Let's Talk Baby Names
Congratulations on Whatever! Holy Odometer this is Exciting!
Missing You! I'm So Lonesome I Could Sniff Things
Stop the Kidnapping. We Got Yer Mum!
You're Insensitive! This Salty Seamen Thinks You've Been a Real Dick
Happy St. Patty's Day! From an Irish Potatoe